The last witch hunter

Cast:  Vin Diesel, Rose Leslie, Elijah Wood, Israel Baldecañas, Michael Caine
Rated: 4/10
It looks like Van Diesel has had enough of this witch hunt. In this, hopefully, last one of the four series, he sleepwalks through the smokey, dark, dingy crevasses of the netherworld seeking to kill the queen witch whose heart is beating dangerously despite her demise.
There’s a heart all right, a really messed up one, but there’s no soul in either the film or in Diesel’s act. He looks tired of immortality, of the witches around him and even of the job he has at hand.
Top this with a really tedious, unconvincing and unreasonable order of the night and you have a film which refuses to draw you in despite all the good, bad and ugly spells that the director tries to weave into a story of not many twists and turns.
The queen witch is slimy, all branched up, fiery in a yucky kind of way, and quite hung up on destroying humanity. For what reason? You are never really told as the film pegs more on gizmos and technology-triggered special effects which dominate the messed up scenario much more than the story.
Despite Diesel and all the witchery flying around you in a fast and furious manner, despite his try-hard romance with a dream running good witch and despite his bilateral dialogues with Michael Caine, there is that something missing to cast a spell on you. 
Source: The Sunday Pioneer, October 2015

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