Wannabe paranormal: The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bone

The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bone
Staring: Lily Collins, Jamie Campbell Bower, Robert Sheehan
Rated: 3/10
I am not mundane,” screams Lily Collins, a demon slayer girl whose skills have been blocked by her gifted mother to make her have a normal human life. Now, that’s ridiculous as the movie will tell you as it unfolds into a fullblown fight against evil by a band of well-meaning shadow killers.
Yes, for those yearning for all those warewolves, vampires and similar other world beings it will be a good idea to visit one of the abandoned churches in the heart of New York to find a medley of paranormal existence. There are bad ones, there are good ones, they sing, dance and slay at discos, they turn into crows, they swoop down on you from pawn shops, they torture and they kill. Yes, very Twilightish, one can say, but without too much heartbeat in its romance, or mirth in its proceedings.
Too wannabe, too normal to be arrestingly paranormal.
Source: Sunday Pioneer, September 1, 2013

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