Ghanchakkar: What was that all about?

Starring: Emraan Hashmi, Vidya Balan, Rajesh Sharma, Namit Das
Rated: 2/10
What was that? And pray, why? Ghanchakkar is really a rigmarole which has no reasonable beginning and quite a crazy end. Imagine a thriller without a twist in the tale and an end where nothing changes since the beginning of it all!
Add to all these unhappening happenings a loud, crazily dressed, fat Punjabi girl as a housewife who caricaturises all Punjabans. Vidya Balan wears brown contact lenses, wears out of box, garish clothes and rubs lotion on her plump limbs every single night. The husband cringes everytime, drinks red wine, mixes it with a strange pill and then goes to bed with his wife wearing a polka dot night suit!
And if this does not defy conventional logic, there’s a bank robbery too, an amnesia which can’t really be explained medically and the loss of Rs 35 crore around which the entire film revolves.
In that jacket, you could call it a thriller but then where were the thrills. Like Emraan Hashmi, the director too seemed to have forgotten that every kahani needs some kind of a twist. In this one, except for the accident-induced amnesia, there is no twist.
And it’s the end that kills you completely. Even then you feel, something will happen. Well, nothing does and the amnesia stays as does the bewildered, bored, angry audience’s obvious questions.
After a powerful performance in a powerful movie like Kahaani, one wonders what made Vidya Balan go for such a lifeless script and such a caricaturised character. Perhaps, she was inspired by all the exaggeration Rani Mukherji took to in and equally bind-boggling film Aiyaa! Source: 
Published in Sunday Pioneer, June 30, 2013

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